Hey everyone. I'm on the blog today to kind of give a bit of a warning over the next couple weeks. I am closing on my new house soon and I'm going to be incredibly busy over the next few weeks, between closing and moving. I don't know exact dates yet.

I am going to add, however, that it is going to jumpstart the bejesus out of my YouTube channels. It's been a long time half-assing a lot of stuff due to time and space constraints due to having moved back into my parents house several years ago,… Continue

in age order:

Patrick: http://youtube.com/patrickcoffin
Tyler: http://youtube.com/mctylaa
Josh: http://youtube.com/maximum711

You should probably check them out and sub them, thanks!

You have to check this out. It was posted as a video response to my Them Crooked Vultures Twilight Parody.



I don't get anything out of you digging it other than the satisfaction of knowing you saw this and enjoyed it as much as I did:

http://digg.com/people/Girl_angry_over_Twilight_parody Continue

Glenn Beck has a book out that he's promoting by getting people to become emotionally invested in this website, faceyourstorm.com. You share your worst story about how hard life is, and has a nice little link marked "The Book," where you can buy Beck's story, "The Christmas Sweater," in which he tells you how hard his life was.

I submitted a story, actually because Tim Heidecker pointed out this site on his Twitter… Continue

New fang
Cullen
not human
vampire
turn a key know he drive a volvo

suck blood
Step outside
sparkling
Hangin out throw a dude into piano

One two
Yes you doooo
wanna learn how to fit in with plasma suckas

Loose lips
sharp teeth and a cape
Can I go
want to go to Transylvania

Sometimes you cut a finger drip blood from your hand
the smell from it overwhelms one of the cullen clan

Sometimes protecting you by leaving's being a man
even though you're confused

you think need a better man

New Moon… Continue

This guy has contacted me several times the last few weeks, angry I made fun of Miley Cyrus.



I LOVE people like this. They have no idea the irony they are projecting and the amusement I get from them. http://youtube.com/joephan1986

I don't understand how these idiots live in L.A. Get the hell out of there! How can famous people handle shit like this? I would have a nervous breakdown! I hesitate to say that it would solve everything for Lindsay Lohan, but Jesus.

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v46830_raw-lilo-swarmed-after-lakers-game.html

I plenty understand that it's been drilled into all of your heads that you have to live in Los A… Continue

The House Democrats just revealed a largely-good sounding plan for a public option in our health insurance. I'm psyched; I love the idea of going to regular doctor's appointments and not worrying about going broke if someday down the line I fall off of (or get diagnosed with) something.

I'm all in. I'm for it. Let's go, already. I make my living from YouTube videos - I don't have insurance. There's only a couple hurdles: abortion and illegal immigration.

If memory serves, President Barack Obam… Continue

You may not know this, but I have a phone number set up to take texts and voicemails from people.
269.216.9602

Here's one I just got from PA:


I'm really glad these two enjoyed my Britney Spears - 3 parody. I had a smile on my face listening to this. I don't know if I want to get into the business of calling people back, though. Not sure if I want to play the guilt game of "I don't have enough time to call everyone."

But who knows. I may get lonely and n… Continue

Outback Zack from PauseStopRewind interviewed me recently, and it turned really long and fun as opposed to an "interview." Have a listen: