Things started with an overabundance of things happening in the news. I wish that some of the stuff that was happening would have happened last week or didn't happen at all. Lindsay Lohan is suing a baby commercial, which I can't believe. She will not win, especially given that SNL exists.



First video was The Vajazzler. It's a commercial for a fictional product that puts jewels on your vagina. This process, "Vajazzling," is NOT fictional. People are really just that stupid. Also, I… Continue

Karen has always been pretty cool to me, and I could live vicariously through her if she met Conan. I will most likely never meet him, though I look up to him a great…