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Serial Cuddler (parody song)

Serial Cuddler (parody song) Download free mp3 at: http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2035771 Watch music video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdNK7epIRV8 Wake up in the morning Thank God that you're here I doubt I deserve you Love you so much, dear Light pours through your window Brightens up your face Marvel at your beauty Wish we shared this place I know I shouldn't be her… Continue

Added by Mike on November 21, 2009 at 10:36am — No Comments

Going to be REALLY busy so...

Hey everyone. I'm on the blog today to kind of give a bit of a warning over the next couple weeks. I am closing on my new house soon and I'm going to be incredibly busy over the next few weeks, between closing and moving. I don't know exact dates yet. I am going to add, however, that it is going to jumpstart the bejesus out of my YouTube channels. It's been a long time half-assing a lot of stuff due to time and space constraints due to having moved back into my parents house several years ago,… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on November 19, 2009 at 1:03pm — No Comments

Happy Friday the 13th, Peter Coffin

Die, Vampires Song Download MP3 at: http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2005373 At a party late one night Saw this vixen smile at me She said come up to my room If there’s more you’d like to see Something told me not to Lust said it had to be She pulled me into her room Used a key to lock the door Started kissing on my neck Took off all the clothes I wore When her fangs scratched my neck My blood began to pour In the corner stood a bro… Continue

Added by Mike on November 13, 2009 at 10:13am — 1 Comment

My brothers are on YouTube!

in age order: Patrick: http://youtube.com/patrickcoffin Tyler: http://youtube.com/mctylaa Josh: http://youtube.com/maximum711 You should probably check them out and sub them, thanks! Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on November 10, 2009 at 10:37am — No Comments

Angry Twilight Girl

You have to check this out. It was posted as a video response to my Them Crooked Vultures Twilight Parody.

I don't get anything out of you digging it other than the satisfaction of knowing you saw this and enjoyed it as much as I did: http://digg.com/people/Girl_angry_over_Twilight_parody Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on November 8, 2009 at 6:38pm — 1 Comment

My post to FaceYourStorm.com

Glenn Beck has a book out that he's promoting by getting people to become emotionally invested in this website, faceyourstorm.com. You share your worst story about how hard life is, and has a nice little link marked "The Book," where you can buy Beck's story, "The Christmas Sweater," in which he tells you how hard his life was. I submitted a story, actually because Tim Heidecker pointed out this site on his Twitter… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on November 5, 2009 at 8:00pm — 2 Comments

Twilight: New Fang LYRICS

New fang Cullen not human vampire turn a key know he drive a volvo suck blood Step outside sparkling Hangin out throw a dude into piano One two Yes you doooo wanna learn how to fit in with plasma suckas Loose lips sharp teeth and a cape Can I go want to go to Transylvania Sometimes you cut a finger drip blood from your hand the smell from it overwhelms one of the cullen clan Sometimes protecting you by leaving's being a man even though you're confused you think need a better man New Moon… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on November 4, 2009 at 11:11pm — No Comments

My biggest anti-fan!

This guy has contacted me several times the last few weeks, angry I made fun of Miley Cyrus.

I LOVE people like this. They have no idea the irony they are projecting and the amusement I get from them. http://youtube.com/joephan1986 Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on November 4, 2009 at 10:49am — 3 Comments

Why I never want to be "famous."

I don't understand how these idiots live in L.A. Get the hell out of there! How can famous people handle shit like this? I would have a nervous breakdown! I hesitate to say that it would solve everything for Lindsay Lohan, but Jesus. http://www.eonline.com/videos/v46830_raw-lilo-swarmed-after-lakers-game.html I plenty understand that it's been drilled into all of your heads that you have to live in Los A… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on October 31, 2009 at 6:30pm — No Comments

heres a cool site...

http://rfro.no-ip.org Continue

Added by Waso on October 31, 2009 at 2:03pm — No Comments

Abortion + Illegal Immigration and Health Care

The House Democrats just revealed a largely-good sounding plan for a public option in our health insurance. I'm psyched; I love the idea of going to regular doctor's appointments and not worrying about going broke if someday down the line I fall off of (or get diagnosed with) something. I'm all in. I'm for it. Let's go, already. I make my living from YouTube videos - I don't have insurance. There's only a couple hurdles: abortion and illegal immigration. If memory serves, President Barack Obam… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on October 29, 2009 at 3:26pm — No Comments

Voicemail from some elated girls in PA

You may not know this, but I have a phone number set up to take texts and voicemails from people. 269.216.9602 Here's one I just got from PA:

I'm really glad these two enjoyed my Britney Spears - 3 parody. I had a smile on my face listening to this. I don't know if I want to get into the business of calling people back, though. Not sure if I want to play the guilt game of "I don't have enough time to call everyone." But who knows. I may get lonely and n… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on October 28, 2009 at 8:00pm — No Comments

@PauseStopRewind Interview

Outback Zack from PauseStopRewind interviewed me recently, and it turned really long and fun as opposed to an "interview." Have a listen:

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Added by Peter Coffin on October 27, 2009 at 1:30pm — No Comments

BTS for Wild Things rap + ATTN PETERHEADS

So here is exactly what happened as I filmed the video for my Wild Things rap video. When I move, I'm probably going to start trying to document the actual making of the songs a little better. Plus blog a little more. I also want to work on making this site more fun for all of you ladies and gentleman. This place is kind of like Facebook for Peterheads, in my opinion. I mean, you can contact me and we can talk just fine. But think of this as a place you can interact with peop… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on October 25, 2009 at 9:04pm — 1 Comment

this is for peter coffin fans

calling all peterheads Continue

Added by Waso on October 25, 2009 at 1:23pm — 2 Comments

What's your restaurant tipping policy?

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Added by Mike on October 24, 2009 at 6:14pm — No Comments

I Cried at Where The Wild Things Are LYRICS

For months now, they've been hypin' this flick Where the wild things are, man it looks sick! The effects were enough to get me in the door A movie from a book from the good days of yore I buy my ticket, I walk on in Wait for the movie to begin I'm psyched for this epic fx extravaganza Starts up I'm crying like at the funeral for grandma -----------ch---------------------- My row went like this, a guy from the police a firefighter and a mechanic The guy from dirty jobs and a plumbing specialis… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on October 22, 2009 at 8:54am — 4 Comments

Buying a house!

Well, I finally did it. I am getting a house. I've been trying to do this for about a year now, and finally found one I can afford that is what I want. I'm extremely excited. Aside from the independence thing, this kind of allows me to start doing more of the things I've really been wanting to do with my YouTube channel that really haven't been possible. I can actually set up a studio/office and have room to make more elaborate stuff. That is something I have really just not been able to do. Ab… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on October 19, 2009 at 2:00pm — 1 Comment

Miley Cyrus Twitter Rap LYRICS

So the rumors are true miley deleted her twitter, ha can you believe it, it's like Christmas before winter and she finally cut off that insipid supply of retarded crap oh boo hoo tabloids made her cry, uh uh ---- No, it wasn't because her friend told her to it's most likely because her stupid dad told her to yeah, the reasons are simple she's a self-absorbed idiot and posted crap she didn't want people to read ------------- yeah, you write what your doing but who really cares about what mi… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on October 11, 2009 at 10:34am — No Comments

Lady GaGa - Bad Romance parody LYRICS

GaGa, uh uh uh, Ma ma, ma ma ma, GaGa, Ooh la la. GaGa has gonads. (x2) she's been called ugly, she maybe diseased, some say she's got a thing, and a pair of testes, she's got a buldge, buldge, buldge, buldge, she's got a buldge, can't be a mama, if you aren't a woman, some say that gaga, is a manly man's man, she's got a buldge, buldge, buldge, buldge, she's got a buldge, you know you misconstrue, fall for things that are untrue, gaga does not have a dick in her pants. I'm saying "come on!"… Continue

Added by Peter Coffin on October 8, 2009 at 10:08am — No Comments