Pass a Kidney Stone LYRICS

[Peter Coffin]

Salty yellow burining piss too, I'm feelin' like my dick's glued tonight
cause tonight i cannot urinate and that's the issue
feelin like the tissue, got a knife that's swiss through
it and bout right now I'm gonna pass a kidney stone
it really hurt my dong
pass a kidney stone, least it happened while I'ws home

Louie, a guy that you have TO meet, but he's always busy
Business deal Tell 'Em, yeah
Gonna give you money, contracting outside
company is worldwide, entrepeneur

gotta pee hold it try, yeah all day held today I had ta
And every time there's water my feelings get deeper
I have ta, I have ta, stop in a public restroom and I fan (sight gag, plugged pee shaped like a paper fan)
a little stone just came right out of my dick

Salty yellow burining piss too, I'm feelin' like my dick's glued tonight
cause I cannot urinate and that's the issue
feelin like the tissue, got a knife that's swiss through
it and bout right now I'm gonna pass a kidney stone
it really hurt my dong
pass a kidney stone, got to meeting guy was gone

party I been thinking this week so much about it
Every single kind of booze, I like it, I love it
pissing out in public, thinking nothing of it
smirnoff by the dozen, goin to clubs

every, chance I get see
don't care about salt content, I drink ya, I drink ya, I drink ya
I never done a detox never planned
but a little stone just came right out of my dick

Salty yellow burining piss too, I'm feelin' like my dick's glued tonight
cause I cannot urinate and that's the issue
feelin like the tissue, got a knife that's swiss through
it and bout right now I'm gonna pass a kidney stone
it really hurt my dong
pass a kidney stone, neglected health and got a stone

All my friends were like
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, da
laughin at my story like
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, da

to them my misfortune's just
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, da
shouldn't have told them so they wouldn't
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, da
a little stone just came right out of my dick

Salty yellow burining piss too, I'm feelin' like my dick's glued tonight
cause I cannot urinate and that's the issue
feelin like the tissue, got a knife that's swiss through
it and bout right now I'm gonna pass a kidney stone
it really hurt my dong
pass a kidney stone, got to meeting guy was gone