Why I never want to be "famous."

I don't understand how these idiots live in L.A. Get the hell out of there! How can famous people handle shit like this? I would have a nervous breakdown! I hesitate to say that it would solve everything for Lindsay Lohan, but Jesus.

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v46830_raw-lilo-swarmed-after-lakers-...

I plenty understand that it's been drilled into all of your heads that you have to live in Los Angeles to do entertainment for a living (you don't, different subject). But get the hell out of there. Why would people move into this? Why do you subject yourselves to situations like this that are honestly a wrong turn away from actually being scary? It's pure insanity.